Ukiss 0330 parody lyrics

(Eli)
Yo!Listen up
This is my tragic story
just the breaking of my heart,check it!


(hoon)
Now i'm really concerned for our maknae
he doesn't talk to us anymore
he just talk to himself instead


(all)that can't be healthy right?


(Hoon)
I really hope he's not crazy
it could really ruin our group's reputation
but Dongho,we'll get you help if you need it


(all)so don't end up in a padded cell


(Aj)
it all started on a rainy day two weeks ago
I don't know what happened
we just sent him out for coffee
but he came back with a friend
who didn't exist
mentally sane dongho
I want you to be back
I can't help but worry about him
24 hours a day
Especially when he talks to her
untill 3 in the morning
again,i'll say to you all
we need to do something with that guy


(soohyun)
Now i don't know about you guys
but I think we should follow him around
maybe it will make him feel less lonely


(all)stalking him will just freak him out


(Soohyun)
I'm the leader now,so what I say goes
your guys opinions don't mean anything
let's pair up and take shifts


(All)Hyung,not the dreaded wi-filess cafe




(Kiseop)
Oh my


(Eli)Now that I think about it,this could my fault also


(kiseop)oh my poor dongho


(eli)Why did I turn on this love show?


(kiseop)Oh my poor dongho


(eli)
The one where a lonely boy
Created his own bestfriend
Why did we fight?
Was I too tough on you?
Did you loose your sight?
And by 'sight' I mean sanity
What do we have to do to get you back?
Dongho-yah don't listen to her if she
tells you to do bad things


(Dongho)
Ok that is where I draw the line
My soo would never tell me to do bad things
When she talks to me I feel all fuzzy inside
and Kiseop hyung doesn't talk either you know
He just sit there looking hot all the time
Can he sing?
We don't know because he never has any lines
(I'm sorry)now hurry up and go home
Soo just told me her biggest fear is eli


(Kevin)
Now I know this is really off-topic
But I should've had a line before now 
I thought I was the lead vocalist


(all)Kevin we have bigger things to worry about


(Kevin)
Like the fact that dongho has an imaginary friend?
because he has imagination you want to lock him up?
Guys I don't have any screen time


(all)Dongho's more popular than you now


(Kevin)
Oh Dongho,I should've known
I should've known


(Eli & Aj)
You an I
we've been through a lot
Don't deny our R square Pi
Math is what makes us all friends
So forget about her and let's go solve some equations


(all)that sounds like a lovely idea


(Hoon)
In the end all we needed was math
why didn't we think of this sooner?
learning makes everything better


(all)we don't think dongho's crazy anymore 


(Kevin)
A little geometry and dongho's sanity is back
Now we all can focus on me!
And finally give me some screen time 


(All)It's too late the song's over now


Here's the link for the ukiss 0330 parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UdXbK6bQ0&feature=related